Today, I unhappily discovered that the porta johns near the Claggett Middle School Track had been removed. This got me singing...
When I think back on all the craps I took in high school
It's a wonder I can poop at all
And though my lack of constipation hasn't hurt me none
I can't go 'cause there is no stall
Porta John
They give us those nice bright colors
Give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah
I got to go real bad
I love to know where they're at
So mama, don't take my Porta John away
Mama, don't take my Porta John
Mama, don't take my Porta John
Mama, don't take my Porta John away
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