Not Their Real Names

5:00 AM: 

Stevie (not her real name), Kate (not her real name), Kate's better half Cliff (not his real name), and Dan (his real name) begin their Saturday Sojourn from Buckeye Woods County Park. Stevie is turning forty years old (and now you have an idea why actual names aren't being used), so of course she wants to run forty miles today. Kate will attempt to accompany her, but Cliff and Dan will run somewhat fewer miles. Dan had tried to tell Stevie that there is no shame in kilometers (because forty kilometers would seem somewhat easier than forty miles), but Stevie adamantly insisted on making a stupid running decision (her words) to celebrate this birthday.

This Fearsome Foursome runs the first couple miles on the Inlet Trail together, then split up (boys left, girls right) at Chippewa Road. Cliff and Dan want to get back to Buckeye Woods in order to meet anyone showing up at 6:00 AM. Stevie and Kate will go longer, but will also return somewhat later. After all, their cars are there.

6:03 AM:

Cliff and Dan had hoofed it, but were still a couple minutes late. No matter; Jeff (not his real name) and Harley (his real name), Jeff's four-legged running partner also arrive at this time. They had been held up by the railroad crossing gates that were down for unknown reasons. Unless the train was invisible.

It's still dark as these four begin their five-mile run on the BW trails. This is the Buckeye Woods 50K course that will be traversed three or four times today, and dozens of times during the actual race two weeks hence. Early on, they spot an owl in a tree right above them. Good thing Jeff had a good strong headlamp.

Cliff peels off and heads back to his car. He has to go to work today. Dan, Jeff, and Harley make it back in one piece. But only barely. The two two-legged guys had managed to trip over roots multiple times. Luckily, neither had done a complete face-plant.

7:00 AM:

Jeff, Harley, and Dan are joined by Martin (not his real name) for this loop. Martin lives in the area but is relatively new to distance running (although he had done some during his earlier school years). For having only been doing this silly thing called running for six months, he is doing phenomenally well. Dan thinks, 'give him time to run with us some more - we'll slow him down and get him injured, not necessarily in that order.'

The sun is rising, and the light reveals that it's a beautiful mid-November morning. There's a heavy frost on everything, and the cold air is causing a mist to rise from the wetland part of the park. Dan thinks, 'this is actually enjoyable.' What's the matter with him?

8:00 AM:

A large crowd of runners had been expected, including the returning Stevie and Kate long-long-run duo. As it turns out, however, others backed out because of the cold (our runners actually feel fairly warm by now) and Stevie and Kate are nowhere to be found. Only Kathleen (not her real name) is there to join the guys for these next five miles.

It turns out that Kathleen and Martin are in a similar line of work, so they have much to discuss during this part of the run. After the wetlands, the now-familiar-to-all course takes these runners into the wooded part of Buckeye Woods. That's where the roots (now very familiar to Jeff, Harley, and Dan) reach out for anyone and everyone scooting by. One of them does manage to grab hold of Martin, causing him to stumble forward. Dan, who's in front, manages to turn around 270 degrees in order to catch Martin before he hits the ground. Dan thinks, 'why is there never anyone around to prevent my own face-plants?'

9:00 AM:

Martin, Dan, and Kathleen are done. Jeff and Harley keep going. Stevie and Kate are still out there someplace.

It's been a really nice morning, and a pretty darn good run.